Micheal Avenatti has been charged with stealing $300,000 from his former client Stormy Daniels and “stealing her identity”.
- If I was gonna steal someone’s identity, I don’t think I’d pick someone who’d give me an STD.
Ferret Nation Accessory Kit 34124cm Pet Supplies Pet Bag Breathable Travel Pet Shoulder Chest Bag Pet Out Shoulder Bag Dog Backpack (Size 41 24cm).
A survey found that parents think young children should start focusing on their career choice by the age of five.
- I agree! By the time I was five I had already definitely decided I was going to become either Batman or a Bus Driver.
(Red, 41cm) Cnz Aquarium Decor Fish Tank Decoration Ornament Artificial Plastic Plant GreenFlying Killer LED purple Light USB No Radiation Mosquito Repellent Lamp Insect Control Physical Mosquito Killer Portable Home High Performance.
A 44 year old man in China woke up after a night of heavy drinking to find that his, um, well, you know, had been severed.
- Note to Guys: Pay attention the next time your bartender says she’s going to “Cut you off”.
- He never should have agreed to that game of “Strip Bobbitt”.
As-picture 3 As-picture 3 Huayue Pet Clothing Supplies Pet Dog shoes Spring and Summer Tenuous Sandals (color, Size 3 )Dean & Tyler Fun Works Harness, Certified Therapy Dog, Black with Yellow Trim, Medium, Fits Girth Size 28-Inch to 34-Inch.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says that growing “Cauliflower” is a sign of “Colonialism” and people should grow vegetables that represent their cultural heritage.
- Here’s an idea… How about growing vegetables that you actually like to eat???
Black XL Black XL Ennglun Men Workwears Motorcycle Jacket,Men Winter Motorcycle Jacket Outwear Tops Coat,Mens Winter CoatsABO Gear 24 by 42-Inch Pet Cooling Bed, Large, Navy orange.
First they told us not to French Kiss COWS, now the Centers for Disease Control is warning people not to “kiss or snuggle” CHICKENS after an outbreak of salmonella sickened 52 people in multiple states.
- Oh sure… Kissing Chickens is always fun until somebody gets food poisoning.
- And just like that I have to change my Memorial Day Weekend plans.
- Multiple states, huh? Apparently “Poultry Snuggling” is more popular than I thought.
BLACK S BLACK S GCHOME dog bed Pet Bed Plush Fabric Kennel Soft And Comfortable Breathable Waterproof Non-slip Durable Multi-color Optional A2 (color BLACK, Size S)Gallagher B180 Battery Energiser 12V.
Kim Kardashian alerted her nearly 61 million Twitter followers to the fact that she had “a serious complaint” with the Jack in the Box hamburger chain.
- I’m bettin’ it had something to do with the buns being too small.
Buckle-Down Martingale Dog Collar Alice in Wonderland Movie Encounters 1 Wide Fits 11-17 Neck Size MediumBuckle-Down MGC-W30942-M Insects Close-Up Black Martingale Dog Collar, Medium.
The 2019 World Beard and Mustache Championships are underway in Belgium with male categories for best mustache, partial beard and full beard. They’re also handing out prizes to women for best “Artificial Facial Hair”.
- Then there’s the “Bruce Jenner Award” which goes to the Woman with the best REAL facial hair.
bluee Large bluee Large Pet Nest Puppy Detachable and Washable Dog House Foldable Soft Warm Dog Cat Pet Nest Cave Bed House (color bluee, Size Large)FRiEQ 23-Inch Large Hard Cover Pet Carrier Pet Travel Kennel for Cats, Small Dogs & Rabbits.
Have a Happy & Safe Memorial Day Weekend and I’ll see you back here on Monday!